The Lincoln squirrel has been assassinated. We'll stay with this story all night if we have to!

I'm sure Sheneneh would have nailed the audition.

I'm sure Sheneneh would have nailed the audition.

He's got the kind of face you just want to crush between incoming walls.

He's got the kind of face you just want to crush between incoming walls.

Time to dust off that old Wonder Woman script and do a "find and replace" with Valkyrie.

Time to dust off that old Wonder Woman script and do a "find and replace" with Valkyrie.

Daredevil's origin is also the Ninja Turtles' origin therefore it is the best origin.

Daredevil's origin is also the Ninja Turtles' origin therefore it is the best origin.

With the Aztek went the last remnants of Walter's soul.

With the Aztek went the last remnants of Walter's soul.

Say what you will about the man, but that scene was far below Michael Bay's caliber for shoehorning car ads into a narrative.

Say what you will about the man, but that scene was far below Michael Bay's caliber for shoehorning car ads into a narrative.

They should have just dropped the Winslows and retooled the show so it was about Steve, Stefan and Urkel-bot running a hotel together.

They should have just dropped the Winslows and retooled the show so it was about Steve, Stefan and Urkel-bot running a hotel together.

He'll flip ya. He'll flip ya for real.

He'll flip ya. He'll flip ya for real.

Slab Bulkhead

Slab Bulkhead

I wish I could live to see the day when comics exist that depict Christ duking it out with Baron Zemo and Tiger Shark.