Have you tried playing, "When Will You Die?" over and over again? Maybe you should buy an "electric organ". Ribbed, for her pleasure.

Perfect example of a self called nowhere. Or something.

I'm looking for my car
But I must have sold my car
When I needed to buy an electric organ

And shit. I have to read every damn comment before posting. Teti said the Catherine review will run next week in a post below this one.

Also, Catherine comes out publicly tomorrow (7/26), so reviewing it early would be a shitty thing to do, and someone would inevitably say, "You rushed through it to get a review out and you suck blah blah blah."

I thought he needed to get money from an ass to mouth machine. I think I've watched too much porn lately.

High five.

Jerry: It's the new J. Peterman catalog. Look.

People still watch hockey?

If you go to Mendy's, get the swordfish. It's the best. THE BEST.

Jazzy Jeff: Fresh Pint of Ball Hair

This could be fun
Let's make names for other Hip-Hop mogul's "liquers". I'll give it a weak start.

OMFG. My bad. I thought it was a meta-joke when Stewie called Stan "Joe" on some episode. But you are correct. However, Warburton also did some of the voices in COD:MW2. Go figure.

Figure a season at 24-26 episodes, depending on the show. Figure Charlie Sheen was making $1 to $2 million per episode for the giant pile of shit that is Two and a Half Men.

Puddy is in the next episode ("The Face Painter").

Before or after?
Is this before or after the macaroni Midler?

Colin Moulding found to be stable, even though his under-appreciated bass-playing skills are in the past. Screams, "Just listen to Oranges & Lemons!" from front lawn. "For fuck's sake, Omnibus from Nonsuch, One of the Million from O&L… omg, the list is too damn long!"

Monolith was taken out of the equation too. The two weapon limit is pretty standard (not to use that as an excuse), as is health regeneration.

The female who plays the Nazi is Suzanne Snyder. She'll be 50 next year. Enjoy your stalking.

Fantavision! God, I couldn't remember the name of that thing. It was okay, but it played more like a tech demo than a game to me. It's like Tumble for the PS3 Move. The novelty is awesome, but once you realize it's just a tech demo game, it sort of loses its shine.