I mentioned it in my post above. No one bit.

Techno's not my bag either, but this isn't that annoying "rave" style of it. This is just good overall music regardless of the style. For whatever reason, I like it when the music in a game is very memorable, and this one has that quality to me.

I don't know if I have a favorite yet. Evolution and Passion are both standouts, yes, but I don't think I've played it enough to definitively say, "Level [archive] X is my favorite".

Finishing isn't the point
The main complaint here seems to be that it's too easy and short (between 1-3 hours, depending on your skill). However, just like with Rez, that is not the point of the game. There are several things that show this mindset in the game that were glazed over (or not mentioned at all) in the…

He said it was a Dell, which means it most likely came with a boatload of shovelware installed, and everything has to load its Windows service, check for its updates, etc. There are probably 10-15 icons in the SysTray that are all there to "help", but in reality, they are just annoyances. Fortunately, all of that…

George is back
George: I tell you, when she threw that toupee out the window, it was the best thing that ever happened to me. I feel like my old self again. Totally inadequate, completely insecure, paranoid, neurotic, it's a pleasure.

My wife is eastern European (Bulgarian) and while her English is fine, her Dad is basically the epitome of that Ukrainian character (accent, broken English, et all). Same gruff voice and appearance. Surprisingly, I don't think he'd hurt a fly, but if you don't know him, he's a scary MF.

And now, for a lesson in homophones, courtesy of The Smiths:

Doctor Zaius. It was a Planet of the Apes reference when Puddy was wearing the fur coat.

Same as what Dread and oocono said. It was 100% free, yours to keep, for the reason Shih Tzu said (promote the launch of Steam for Macs).

And here is a site stating the exact opposite of what you are saying:

You're approaching the game with console eyes. The Crysis series is essentially a PC shooter that got ported to the consoles, not the other way around. I would guess for a console to even run it, compromises were made due to memory limitations and such. You still need a fairly beefy PC to run it with all the bells…

Len died today. Sims most likely wrote this a few days back in the very least. These articles are not written and posted 20 minutes later (unlike the newswire). They go through copy-edit, a few minor changes, etc. There's typically a minimum of 48-72 hours between "turned in for publishing" and "actually…

Odd that video cards that are at least 3-4 generations old are considered "steep requirements". An NVIDIA 8800 or Radeon X1900? Both of those were released early in 2006. Most PC gamers know that you should upgrade your video card every few years or so if you want to keep being a PC gamer.

@Caffeine Spider:

Topper Harley: I could never find time for love. It's too heavy. It's an anchor that drowns a man. Besides, I got the sky, the smell of jet exhaust, my bike.

Search for "Paradroid for PC" on Google. No emulators required. It's a standalone remake that plays remarkably similar, at least through my rose-colored glasses.

The old guys
I always thought that the old lady was an old Elaine, the old guy Jerry got was George in old age, and the old guy George got was Jerry in old age, at least metaphorically.

Brian George isn't Pakistani. He's Jewish, as in, from Jerusalem. Thank you IMDB:

Well you made a long journey from Milan to Minsk
Rochelle, Rochelle!
You never stopped hoping. now you're in the Pinsk
Rochelle, Rochelle!
When the nay sayers nay you pick up your pace
So nothing's going to stop me so get out of my face
I'm having adventures all over the place
Rochelle, ROCHELLE!