Do I remember when I called out ZMF for being a tool? Yes, I do. "FPS on a console! Can I have grilled cheese for breakfast too, mom?"

Lucy is a (computer controlled) character from the original game, a somewhat chunky woman-like thing of sorts if I remember correctly. No idea if it was influenced by Pink Floyd or not, but in keeping with the imagery of the game, I'm sure it's a tongue-in-cheek Lucifer thing.

@Grumpiness, it a way for me to direct my reply AT you.

(Near the end of the episode)

It was something about saving a cheerleader, who turned out to be Laura Palmer, and then they all wake up in bed with Suzanne Pleshette. And then Sam flipped the sign to read "Closed" and some Journey music played.

Yes, it's not timeless, but that "shit" costs millions to make. Of course it's going to stick around for a very long time. There are probably some visitors that didn't even realize that the exhibits were based on movies. But, they have to recoup that initial cost somehow (as well as make a profit).

Kramer in jail
When Kramer is acting all calm and normal while he's talking with George and Jerry, and then consequently freaks out after the end of that conversation — for some reason, that moment defined Kramer as a human for me. He was as scared as anyone would be when falsely accused of being a mass murderer, and…

Quirk mentioned Rez. Perhaps the best game ever, if it's even a game. Although, I guess it is since I track my scores.

Of course an FPS on a console is hard. A gamepad sucks for that style of game. It's even harder against people with decent controls.

Dance, pony, dance! *neigh!*

If that's your definition of a world class beat down, you probably think wrestling is real.

I've not followed you anywhere. It's more been thrust upon the majority of AV Club readers through years of constantly reading the same shit over and over.

You play an FPS on a console?

I like Me too. I do remember worse times with me though.

Exclusive to what? The 360, PS3, and PC? Are you mildly retarded or do you just play Corky on TV reruns?

Prototype doesn't have zombies, but rather people are your way. There's no penalty for offing them (and it's sort of cathartic), but there's no bonus for them either. Fun at first, but eventually, they're seriously just in the way.

Poke around the Interwebs for screenshots. There are thousands of combinations of what you can do. A particularly fun combination is getting someone you're supposed to rescue into a wheelchair, giving them a row boat paddle with a chainsaw duck taped to it, and pushing your way through a crowd.

Child of Eden is for both the 360 and PS3. And for full effect, you can use two Move controllers at the same time to get really, really accurate motion detection.

Even went to Nike Town on 56th, the one that started it all. I'm a fuckin' daredevil. That, and I had to see how on Earth Nike could fill a five story building full of Nike crap. (Turns out it wasn't that hard for them.)

For what it's worth
I was in NYC this weekend on vacation. True to my dork heritage, I went to the PlayStation store at 57th and 5th. You can get a coupon there for $10 off the bundle ($89 instead of $99) at the Sony Style store at 55th and Madison that is good through 10/10/10. (I'm sure there's some weird…