Because the superficial part wants to care what people think, so you feed that on occasion. Sheesh. Did you go to an American high school? In th 80s?

The symbolism
The was the first movie where the symbolism was so obvious, I finally got other people to believe in symbolism.

Naked Gun
The sniping segments are surprisingly fun and rewarding, but the gun play not involving sniping is like the shootout scenes from the Naked Gun movies (or the short-lived but loved Police Squad). There's always the scene where Leslie Nielsen is shown crouched behind a trashcan or some other obstacle, and his…

When you throw a firebomb or a knife, you press the square button, right? Is the square button on the shoulder of your controller, or is most of the combat relegated to the rear triggers, but not all of it?

I think "$14.99" implies that, unless there's a slew of PS3 games coming out at $14.99.

Weird Al's backing band is crazy talented and would be nearly impossible to encapsulate. The same can be said for They Might Be Giants.

I looked at my girlfriend during the "Forever Young" performance and said, "Okay, why is this guy a millionaire again?" The tribute was nice, sure, but that performance was ass-tastic. I'm a tall thin white guy and I think I could've made up a rap with better rhymes and syncopation.

I know many sweet talkin' women that would disagree with you, and some of them would prefer that you turn to stone. Mr. blue sky in particular doesn't agree with you at all.

Stacy's mom has got it going on. *open high-hat*

For TMBG (besides Fingertips live):

Mentioning TMBG isn't fair since pretty much every CD of theirs has multiple "deep cuts" on it. There's hardly a bad song for a fan on pretty much anything of theirs, pre-and-post Apollo 18. I will admit a guilty pleasure is seeing them do the entirety of Fingertips live. I think it's especially great because…

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They stuck with Reno 911 way longer than I thought they would.

If I remember my Family Guy rules correctly, even with the ring on, they are allowed to fuck each other in the ear. And that's exactly what they just did to all of us with that detuned abomination and unintentionally syncopated pile of crap.

Unison had that weirdly infectious Barbie Girl (Aqua) song in it that I played constantly in the office because most people hated it. And the whole plot revolving around an afro was certainly weird. But I loved the game. Of course, I also like the original incarnation of the Frogger platformer game as well as the…

I reviewed King's Field 2 for the PS2 in Next Gen magazine. My bad for forgetting the "2". (The review was also on Daily Radar.)

How can you suck at Geometry Wars? That's like finding Solitaire a little too twitchy. Are you sure you don't just suck at games?

For the record, I cool my feet in the slushie machine. And that fryer is supposed to look that way. However, I'll slap an Apple sticker on it and charge you three times the fair market value. Deal?

No, I'm not mad, and yes, I thought it's be a big iTouch or iPhone. But Apple usually has a "wow" factor attached to their product releases. The iPhone's "wow" was the interface, as was the the case with the iPod.

It's a giant iTouch, nothing more
It'll cost $500 for the base model, roughly $750 for the full-blown version, which is basically more memory and 3G support. This price does not include a case, a screen protector, an actual keyboard, or any other accessories, so add $100-$200 to whatever model you get.