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Horatius Bonar
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Me too.  I'm having an "Emperor's New Clothes" moment about Eno and Vangelis now.  "That's not amazing ambient music, that's just the Dick Van Dyke theme slowed down by 1200%!"
Nice touch including the Sony Television theme at the end for a happy sounding ending.

Mouth hooker

Not only that, the cigar store Indian has clearly been photoshopped into the picture…  Intriguing…

It's a wonderful day in the internet when a Well-Pounded Vag argues about what should be cummed onto.

Well, to be fair I wouldn't expect proper punctuation in a crazy person's rant.  Unless you're one of those smarty-pants crazy people like the Unabomber…

Luon8o?

Yes.  McCould!! /MST3K

Sung to the tune of Space Truckin'.

A frothy slippery slope.

Sex Cauldron?  I thought they closed that place down!

Fucking Coachella, worst thing to happen to music fans in the LA area.  Want to see your favorite band in concert?  Fuck you, come to the dessert and see them in the worst live music conditions imaginable.

Social conservative, fiscal liberal.

Oh, my. What a gorgeous swamp eagle.

Ooga booga big!
Ooga booga strong!

I am a HUGE Fallon hater because he is empirically horrible.  I can admit that his "let's play kitschy old-school games with celebrities" thing is amusing, though seriously, how hard would that be to mess up?  Also some of his musical impressions are good, which pains me to admit since that prevents me from honestly

Hey Hamden, home of 2012 Conn Smythe winner Jonathan Quick.  Cool.

Hey Hamden, home of 2012 Conn Smythe winner Jonathan Quick.  Cool.

"We Parcells have eaten our fair share of rock soup and squirrel tail. But we've also known lean times."

"We Parcells have eaten our fair share of rock soup and squirrel tail. But we've also known lean times."

If you want to drink beer well Duff's the only way.
I say the ooooonly way,
Breakdown!