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Horatius Bonar
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WELL, IT LONG ENOUGH

WELL, IT LONG ENOUGH

Anything…  for a lady.

Anything…  for a lady.

Let's run it up the butthole and see if anyone salutes.

Let's run it up the butthole and see if anyone salutes.

Who would ever really want to go and top that.  Top that.

You just haven't earned it yet, baby.

Cockswaggling?  Jizznoodling?  Taintswaddling?  Buttfurnacing?

Yeah my immediate thought is people already text at the movies.  And talk.  And kick seats.  I haven't been to a single movie where a person who deserved to get kicked out actually got kicked out.  So this whole debate was an even bigger waste of time than it already was.
Also I always knew Amy Miles' son was an

You mean worst.  As in "it was the worst of times, it was the blurst of times."

I kicks the mad styles so step off the frankfurter

So we shouldn't hold our breath waiting for a Gateway To Geekery about '70s soul I guess?

"Tracic Accident" is when a Serbian dude does a chili dog, right?

A "murder?"

Are you sure? Because all outward signs point to the contrary.

No, it's about the instantly obsolete game system from Magnavox you bought. Sucker!

A+? You don't think much of me do you boy? A "D" turns into a "B" so easily. You just got greedy.

I'll get you for this Midler…!!