Seriously. Here's a resourceful and connected fellow.

Pretty early on the US military uses conventional ground warfare and totally embarrasses itself. After that every soldier gets at least a .22 automatic pistol (or carbine?) and it's headshots or nothing. Easy to use and cheap while still doing lethal damage to an unarmored head, all that.

Pretty early on the US military uses conventional ground warfare and totally embarrasses itself. After that every soldier gets at least a .22 automatic pistol (or carbine?) and it's headshots or nothing. Easy to use and cheap while still doing lethal damage to an unarmored head, all that.

It's exactly what they use in World War Z since they are just plunking at unarmored and slightly overripe skulls.

It's exactly what they use in World War Z since they are just plunking at unarmored and slightly overripe skulls.

Was there ever a prophecy, didn't the calendar just end? "Yo we got all the way up to December 2012, can we knock off? It's Friday."

Was there ever a prophecy, didn't the calendar just end? "Yo we got all the way up to December 2012, can we knock off? It's Friday."

Nothing but gazz-o-leen, fetish gear, and crossbows for Mrs. Weekend's second favorite son.

Nothing but gazz-o-leen, fetish gear, and crossbows for Mrs. Weekend's second favorite son.

Don't forget an apéritif of vodka from a brown bottle

Don't forget an apéritif of vodka from a brown bottle

I've said it before and I'll say it again: this world is hungry for more xylophone music.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: this world is hungry for more xylophone music.

To me he's still really funny, it's just quintessential Dad Humor. Nothing edgy or irreverent about it. It's easy to go against that in your later teens.

To me he's still really funny, it's just quintessential Dad Humor. Nothing edgy or irreverent about it. It's easy to go against that in your later teens.

@EvelKareebel:disqus First PRIMATE in space: ~*~ AMERICA ~*~ although Ham the Astro-Chimp was originally from Zimbabwe.

@EvelKareebel:disqus First PRIMATE in space: ~*~ AMERICA ~*~ although Ham the Astro-Chimp was originally from Zimbabwe.

Do what I do and just pretend Castlevania: Symphony of the Night is the video game and also you are not adopted by cruel circus people.

Do what I do and just pretend Castlevania: Symphony of the Night is the video game and also you are not adopted by cruel circus people.

Womprats and nerfs, living together.