90 minutes and you're good don't slow cook a chicken unless you have a set of homemade teeth or something yeeeeech

This interview is OVER.

This interview is OVER.

I hope they get asked to form a kangaroo court on the Bud Light Cruise this season or it means they didn't like my spec script and I have to keep selling plasma

I hope they get asked to form a kangaroo court on the Bud Light Cruise this season or it means they didn't like my spec script and I have to keep selling plasma

Voltron I think

Voltron I think

It will be again in November unless you live in Arizona. It's complicated.

It will be again in November unless you live in Arizona. It's complicated.

This is going to go great with my personal shoulder massager.

This is going to go great with my personal shoulder massager.

Plus I'd say Willis is still the big box office draw here.

Plus I'd say Willis is still the big box office draw here.

I'd also like to mention Zodiac is a lot more approachable than his other works simply by not being a phone book sized word brick like his other stories.

I'd also like to mention Zodiac is a lot more approachable than his other works simply by not being a phone book sized word brick like his other stories.

In a similar vein (HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) I just saw From Dusk Til Dawn for the first time and why didn't anyone tell me it featured Fred Williamson upending a table and throwing a vampire hooker onto each table leg?

In a similar vein (HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) I just saw From Dusk Til Dawn for the first time and why didn't anyone tell me it featured Fred Williamson upending a table and throwing a vampire hooker onto each table leg?

If you follow funny people it's free jokes all day and you can read them on the shitter

If you follow funny people it's free jokes all day and you can read them on the shitter

The only American accent that took me out of a movie was Ewan McGregor in Black Hawk Down. It was just nasal in such an odd way. His accent was much better in Haywire.