If that shambling piece of grey jerky known as Clint Eastwood is in the running then age is not an issue.

If that shambling piece of grey jerky known as Clint Eastwood is in the running then age is not an issue.

Oh I remember you from YouTube.

Oh I remember you from YouTube.

Time to find the cardboard cut-out of his face they used to finish up Game of Death.

Time to find the cardboard cut-out of his face they used to finish up Game of Death.

We'll see about that *rolls d20*

We'll see about that *rolls d20*

[Aardvark's thought bubble] I WANT TO EAT ANTS AND FUCK

[Aardvark's thought bubble] I WANT TO EAT ANTS AND FUCK

It used to really upset me when people would win a car on Hollywood Squares and no one would chose Alf for the ride-along.

It used to really upset me when people would win a car on Hollywood Squares and no one would chose Alf for the ride-along.

Crying ain't much of a living. In baseball. There's no crying in baseball. Sorry if that wasn't clear.

Crying ain't much of a living. In baseball. There's no crying in baseball. Sorry if that wasn't clear.

Wait. WAIT. Guys wait my contact lens just fell out.

Wait. WAIT. Guys wait my contact lens just fell out.

Well it's more like it's a trashy comedy club in the middle of some run down suburbs with a dead mall nearby. I've been there it's like a holdover from the 80's comedy boom.

Well it's more like it's a trashy comedy club in the middle of some run down suburbs with a dead mall nearby. I've been there it's like a holdover from the 80's comedy boom.

Yeah it's in a strip mall, I think next to a mattress store?  I used to live nearby when I was new in town and I went there exactly once.

Yeah it's in a strip mall, I think next to a mattress store?  I used to live nearby when I was new in town and I went there exactly once.