I'm a big bat and I need a big cereal

I'm a big bat and I need a big cereal

Ace the Bat-Hound

Ace the Bat-Hound

Any of the villains could be Clayface in disguise!

Any of the villains could be Clayface in disguise!

He goes straight into the Nightwing identity, huh? What a scoop! *runs into phone booth so fast the booth falls over*

Just saw that for the first time a few months ago. That devil guy walking through the door all tiny was an amazing shot. Fun movie.

Just saw that for the first time a few months ago. That devil guy walking through the door all tiny was an amazing shot. Fun movie.

"My side of the story is I have a terrible rash on my genitals that despite my medication requires almost constant scratching and the cheap vinyl in the booths makes it sound like I'm farting when I move around.  I don't expect a pancake house waiter to be a doctor or anything, but his hasty actions have left me well…

"My side of the story is I have a terrible rash on my genitals that despite my medication requires almost constant scratching and the cheap vinyl in the booths makes it sound like I'm farting when I move around.  I don't expect a pancake house waiter to be a doctor or anything, but his hasty actions have left me well…

"We are insignificant wads of carbon blinking in and out of existence while drifting through the vast, frigid universe on an unimportant speck of dust and yet despite our unimportance suffering is all but inescapable."

"We are insignificant wads of carbon blinking in and out of existence while drifting through the vast, frigid universe on an unimportant speck of dust and yet despite our unimportance suffering is all but inescapable."

Don't feed the bears, don't wrestle the bears. They're going to try to wrestle some kid and the bear is going to get put down.

Don't feed the bears, don't wrestle the bears. They're going to try to wrestle some kid and the bear is going to get put down.

I was at the Denver Comic Con (first ever!) which was on the same day in the same part of town as Pride Fest, it was like Denver was briefly Portland.

I was at the Denver Comic Con (first ever!) which was on the same day in the same part of town as Pride Fest, it was like Denver was briefly Portland.

Thanks to all ten of you for explaining Superman's flight by talking about a time years before the birth of my parents when Superman couldn't fly.

Thanks to all ten of you for explaining Superman's flight by talking about a time years before the birth of my parents when Superman couldn't fly.

@Gjetostbuster:disqus Some people have a lot harder time never forgetting than the rest of us and need unusual help. Personally I always ask that at hotels they include a basic synopsis of the attacks with my wake up call.