What's that robot Mom? You're not dissapointed in me and you aren't going to spend the money you've been saving for my wedding on a cruise because, "seriously what's the point anymore?" You're the best, robot Mom.

What's that robot Mom? You're not dissapointed in me and you aren't going to spend the money you've been saving for my wedding on a cruise because, "seriously what's the point anymore?" You're the best, robot Mom.

Guys guys this robot I created and programmed thinks I'm ~*~sUpEr HuNkY~*~

Guys guys this robot I created and programmed thinks I'm ~*~sUpEr HuNkY~*~

Takes his picture in the bathroom mirror with an old-timey camera on a stand, naked except for a stovepipe covering his weiner

Takes his picture in the bathroom mirror with an old-timey camera on a stand, naked except for a stovepipe covering his weiner

From what I hear the vampires got the Jar-Jar Binks treatment and are relegated tro the background

From what I hear the vampires got the Jar-Jar Binks treatment and are relegated tro the background

You know what would be refreshing to me at this point? A voodoo zombie.

You know what would be refreshing to me at this point? A voodoo zombie.

Is this some sort of steampunk tub with legs and Gatling guns I'm desperately trying to delay my maturing into an adult over here.

Is this some sort of steampunk tub with legs and Gatling guns I'm desperately trying to delay my maturing into an adult over here.

pssss pssssp pssss …I ate your mother last night… psss

pssss pssssp pssss …I ate your mother last night… psss

Want to see Jesus' missing teen years when he won a break dance competition to save the Galilee Teen Center.

Want to see Jesus' missing teen years when he won a break dance competition to save the Galilee Teen Center.

William McKinley, Yeti Sniper ("Get off my mountain!")

William McKinley, Yeti Sniper ("Get off my mountain!")

He died a month into office to more efficiently wrestle a bunch of jobroni ghosts in the squared circle.

He died a month into office to more efficiently wrestle a bunch of jobroni ghosts in the squared circle.