Llama cull weekend

6/20/12

@avclub-ffc905126015cdc6758873970fb59828:disqus It's 1.07 in that article you mentioned, actually. Most is also an English word that means "most." Sorry my well researched funny joke made you have to think about a thing.

6/20/12

6/19/12

@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus http://lmgtfy.com/?q=are+th…

6/19/12

@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus http://lmgtfy.com/?q=are+th…

6/19/12

Careful when you listen in on a party line phone call, you'll never know when a perfect stranger is dying to talk to you. Accept the charges and send the bill to… The Twilight Zone.

6/19/12

Careful when you listen in on a party line phone call, you'll never know when a perfect stranger is dying to talk to you. Accept the charges and send the bill to… The Twilight Zone.

6/19/12

Masculinity just kicked me in the balls and farted right on my face as I was bent over. A canny foe.

6/19/12

Masculinity just kicked me in the balls and farted right on my face as I was bent over. A canny foe.

6/19/12

Most people… … … are men. Your move, masculinity!

6/19/12

Most people… … … are men. Your move, masculinity!

6/19/12

*opens cupboard* You're always there for me, bag of flour with a slutty amount of lipstick.

6/19/12

*opens cupboard* You're always there for me, bag of flour with a slutty amount of lipstick.

6/19/12

Aunt Athena and Aunt Moonbeam helped teach me how to change the oil in my Subaru.

6/19/12

Aunt Athena and Aunt Moonbeam helped teach me how to change the oil in my Subaru.

6/19/12

You know how they're also ritualistically unclean a week out of the month? Bitch always be borrowing your favorite atlatl too. Is this thing on? What is electricity?

6/19/12

You know how they're also ritualistically unclean a week out of the month? Bitch always be borrowing your favorite atlatl too. Is this thing on? What is electricity?

6/15/12

"Shut the fuck up, Barry, I'm studying for my MCAT!"

6/15/12

"Shut the fuck up, Barry, I'm studying for my MCAT!"

6/15/12

MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX —> LOHAN <— REVERSE VAMPIRES <-?-> MY MANAGER AT QUIZNOS

6/15/12

MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX —> LOHAN <— REVERSE VAMPIRES <-?-> MY MANAGER AT QUIZNOS