In 'Salem's Lot Father Callahan fails against the vampires because his faith wavers at a crucial moment. It's not the cross that repels vampires, it's just a symbol of something that does. Later on Mary Stu and the Kid say they love each other and Stu's woodaxe turns into a glowing white holy weapon, IIRC.

In 'Salem's Lot Father Callahan fails against the vampires because his faith wavers at a crucial moment. It's not the cross that repels vampires, it's just a symbol of something that does. Later on Mary Stu and the Kid say they love each other and Stu's woodaxe turns into a glowing white holy weapon, IIRC.

Their opponent this election is just going to play Pure Frosting over and over again.

Their opponent this election is just going to play Pure Frosting over and over again.

Shot a little HORSE with B-Rock, told him Amanda was a good egg. He'll do the right thing.

Shot a little HORSE with B-Rock, told him Amanda was a good egg. He'll do the right thing.

Whe you funnel it right into your colon like a mayan priest trying to meet the gods it's not technically "drinking."

Whe you funnel it right into your colon like a mayan priest trying to meet the gods it's not technically "drinking."

Bacon arugala and tomato? Whatever, thanks Obama.

Bacon arugala and tomato? Whatever, thanks Obama.

On a scale from 1 to 10, how much did Bush do 9/11?

On a scale from 1 to 10, how much did Bush do 9/11?

"Get him my pretties!" *opens cages full of drones*

"Get him my pretties!" *opens cages full of drones*

Waves of DUI victims from sea to shining sea in our future Libertarian utopia. God bless our solid gold septagenarian President, First Among Equals.

Waves of DUI victims from sea to shining sea in our future Libertarian utopia. God bless our solid gold septagenarian President, First Among Equals.

Your nasal whine is good. They-Might-Be-Giants-good.

Your nasal whine is good. They-Might-Be-Giants-good.

@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus "You picked the wrong day to start kicking my seat, kid." *rolls up Skymall*

@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus "You picked the wrong day to start kicking my seat, kid." *rolls up Skymall*