Guy Gardner: I ain't no sissy but I'm about to jack your hog so hard yer hypothetical grandchildren going to be singing Cum-baya!

Guy Gardner: I ain't no sissy but I'm about to jack your hog so hard yer hypothetical grandchildren going to be singing Cum-baya!

Oh thanks I did have it backwards.

Oh thanks I did have it backwards.

Off-hand I'd also include the Atom living naked and feral, shrunk down in a petri dish full of hostile bacteria without his special belt, but I'm a lot kinder to the book than most.

Off-hand I'd also include the Atom living naked and feral, shrunk down in a petri dish full of hostile bacteria without his special belt, but I'm a lot kinder to the book than most.

Head like you wouldn't believe.

Head like you wouldn't believe.

Dark Knight Returns 2 (oh shut the fuck up) had Green Lantern living in his own self-made green dimension full of green creatures which included a green family for him, which is probably the most elaborate form of masturbation I've ever heard of.

Dark Knight Returns 2 (oh shut the fuck up) had Green Lantern living in his own self-made green dimension full of green creatures which included a green family for him, which is probably the most elaborate form of masturbation I've ever heard of.

Hal Jordan tried to date a fellow Lantern who was like 13 because she was an adult for her race or something creepy like that.

Hal Jordan tried to date a fellow Lantern who was like 13 because she was an adult for her race or something creepy like that.

They'll make fun of the theme song, compare the show to Silverhawks, and say they don't even own a TV; and if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.

They'll make fun of the theme song, compare the show to Silverhawks, and say they don't even own a TV; and if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.

Saw it in the theater and the only thing I remember is the astronaut saying, "I was breast fed until I was 18 years old and I still don't understand women."

Saw it in the theater and the only thing I remember is the astronaut saying, "I was breast fed until I was 18 years old and I still don't understand women."

Did you order a Coke too?

Did you order a Coke too?

You could probably bumfight him for free since it would freshen up his IMDB credits.

You could probably bumfight him for free since it would freshen up his IMDB credits.