Hilarious and a class act! @MartinShort #ff #deadwife #dontforget

Hilarious and a class act! @MartinShort #ff #deadwife #dontforget

This is going to make the Canadian attraction in the EPCOT World Showcase more bittersweet than usual (mother was killed by beavers).

This is going to make the Canadian attraction in the EPCOT World Showcase more bittersweet than usual (mother was killed by beavers).

Why is half of this Death Certificate in French? What is Short trying to hide?

Why is half of this Death Certificate in French? What is Short trying to hide?

Then again, I'm literally a fat man wearing a tiny cowboy hat in a Vaudeville routine involving a skinny barber trying to give me a straight razor shave after drinking a pot of coffee while a monkey flings crockery onto the ground from a high shelf.

Then again, I'm literally a fat man wearing a tiny cowboy hat in a Vaudeville routine involving a skinny barber trying to give me a straight razor shave after drinking a pot of coffee while a monkey flings crockery onto the ground from a high shelf.

Almost all misunderstandings turn into a fistfight, so yes equal rights for women does mean I should be able to hit women. Then again, I do sell eels out of a basket in a period Hong Kong marketplace between two rival kung fu schools.

Almost all misunderstandings turn into a fistfight, so yes equal rights for women does mean I should be able to hit women. Then again, I do sell eels out of a basket in a period Hong Kong marketplace between two rival kung fu schools.

Interesting. I always smelled "Jesus" on them, but I never stopped hissing like an alley cat to hear out their exact angle.

Interesting. I always smelled "Jesus" on them, but I never stopped hissing like an alley cat to hear out their exact angle.

Everything he tastes is "nutty," so it's pretty much a conga line of dick between his ears.

Everything he tastes is "nutty," so it's pretty much a conga line of dick between his ears.

Before being run off of Fox News on a rail for her saffron Crisco politics.

Before being run off of Fox News on a rail for her saffron Crisco politics.

Picturing a psychic Anthony Bourdain causing the flying ham incident, but I know what you're talking about.

Picturing a psychic Anthony Bourdain causing the flying ham incident, but I know what you're talking about.

He's got this really unreasonable hatred for Denver, but I'd hate it too if I never left the 16th street mall. Love the guy.

He's got this really unreasonable hatred for Denver, but I'd hate it too if I never left the 16th street mall. Love the guy.