No, no, it's not DVD it's BoOooooOoOOoOOOOooOO-Ray.

Well known character such as Whiplash?

There's a specteral DVD of MIB 2 floating around my house. I've never seen it and my wife can't remember buying it.

Not surpised. I only know this guy from his commentary track on once Upon A Time In China, where during a fight scene amongst a bunch of wooden signs he confessed, "there are probably a lot of jokes here but I don't read Chinese."

Girl Santa Claus ain't even a pre-Med.

Every Christmas and St Patrick's Day, how many midgets are happy about putting on tights and a silly hat? How many Hamlet's are wearing Goofy suits at Disneyland?

"You want us to push the beds together? Really? With me? Well I don't get it but I'm not going to argue."- John Quincy Adams

Shoes and chocolate you say? Why, we'll have dames packed into the seats! Spilling into the aisles!

And by giving me heirs I mean giving me the hairs from around your bikini region. Give them to me. I want to keep them.

It's a little clinical.

What about Moms? Who else mends the Hulk's trousers?

Mom Mom they're not cartoons they're animes get out of my room.

Boiling eggs in Icelandic thermal pools. Heating sausage with nothing but the midday sun and a mirror. What is the world… but a kitchen?

Well what gender does the dog self-identify as?

He was in a lot of action movies to the point that I think he brings a sword to any audition because hey chances are, so that's nothing new.

Whereas we are Devo.

"What are you, a draft dodger?" inquired Peter Berg, "Can't you see we need a hand? Come on protect the motherland. Come on and join your fellow man. Come on, people, make a stand. In the Navy. In the Navy."

"Okay thanks for helping me mug this stage magician eveyone gets one piece of his clothing."

And I googled quim after the fact because I didn't remember how many 'm's' were in quim and found an old porno called Dr. Quim, Medicine Man? It's been a strange day.

Dr. Quim, Medicine Woman