Suddenly Coozin'

But how can you know how long the paper is from that picture? You didn't just mash your dick up against the screen and draw conclusions from that, did you?

I hope that card is laminated so I can use it as a cheat sheet.

I will see you at the crossroads Major Dad.

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Now now, he may have entered a binding contract by reading certain words of wit.

Creed was a musical guest in 2001, so briefly it had hunger dunger dang.

Just a kiss of the treason.

I'm not sure this NEEDED to be said 8 minutes earlier than I said it, but good show.

Balding though. His own head is rejecting it. Surely that counts for something?

Looks like the Hollywood Bud Ranch isn't selling to Hormell this year!

It's Adam and Eve, not Tony and Natasha and Thor and Clint and Bruce and STEVE.

*crawls into microwave* Camera rolling? This is going to be awesome.

When I hang out people get the heebie-geebies.

Look at the little snowflake too good for Cheezeburger Rights.

I'd love to prove you wrong, but I never passed the bar, I always go right in! Heyoooooooooo! Alcoholism!

Is it as sexy as third-wave feminism?

It has to be walking up the stairs while pooping, right?

I was pretty sour that they didn't bring back Norton, but not after seeing the Avengers. Ruffalo. Eases the pain.

Death, taxes, JCVD doing the splits, COME ON YA'LL.