*sighs* Where's MY shoot-out? *pours gin for corrupt Prohibition agents*

It's funny, international waters used to start 3 miles out from the US before Prohibition, but too many ships would just camp out there and wait for people like your great-grandfather. It looked like an invasion fleet.

I was so sure the little fasict Celtic groups the Nazi's tried to stir up in WWII used the triskelion (Bretons?), but I can't find anything about it online. Oh well.

Singing and dancing Hippos something something go to Hollywood something SOMETHING crisis of faith when introduced to image-focused culture that discourages over eating something something something the hungriest hippo of all is self doubt something something show-stopping dance number at Oscars and triumphant trip to…

I tried getting everyone at a Texas Hold 'Em table to switch to Indian poker and 1.) poker players can be really immature jerks sometimes and 2.) should have known better than to try that at a Native owned casino.

Cockfigthing demands the warm tones of an incandescent light. This is a sport of passion afterall.

The bird is tied to the warrior's head and force fed tree sap for 10 days until it shits is all out into the warriors hair. The bird is then clubbed in the head until dead. Every two years the ritual is repeated as the hair grows out and a new bird needs to be attached.

No matter how racist America was or still is, on the frontier pussy was pussy. I'm never sure how to feel about that.

It's just an extremely slimy and squirm inducing shot at Rosen for not being as fertile as Romney.

And just last year I saw him absolutely demolish a smoked eel smørrebrød like someone half his age. Makes you think.

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WHERE'S THE PLACENTA AND UMBILICAL CORD?

811 BEFORE YOU DIG

At the Pinball Museum in Las Vegas I noticed they had a Nugent pinball machine from 1978. The graphic was of Ted Nugent playing a guitar and the neck of the guitar was a double-barrled gun that he was firing with rock 'n' roll. Just sharin'.

When your host offers you a prostitute, it is polite to accept it, but you're under no obligation to enjoy full intercourse.  However, not using the prostitute at all is seen as very rude. If you have no intention of having sex, simply have them rim you for five minutes.

That's the same test that got him out of Vietnam.

No the best form on government is the Philosopher-King, which is one of the later Harry Potter books I think.

My theory is that the turkey legs are like rides in that the bathrooms have long lines.

They literally have t-shirts for the turkey legs they sell, so pretty soon.

Good God I rode that thing at 6'5" and I believe every word of it.