Is Anthony's so bad? Serious question, I'll take your answer off the air.

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Gettysburg Yokel Aggressivley Scratching Crotch

Or perhaps Pop-Eyed Theatre Goes Who Drops Opera Glasses

Jackie Chan's Who Am I? definitely fits the bill on this one. A nonsensical plot crassly made with the international market in mind, so nobody speaks English or acts in English very well.

For my money the wuxia lightsaber fights and the Harryhausen creatures in the second prequel stand out as amazing spectacles.

@avclub-e7c26e48b7ee853cbf5e49de5d800745:disqus , to be fair our current president's name is Barack Hussein Obama, but I'm not arguing your overall point.

I got that impression when I visited some of my wife's people near Minneapolis/St. Paul. The state fair had a big nut sculpture of Bachmann win a ribbon, which is the ultimate agricultural diss.

He also has a political science degree from Harvard, but I agree: him on a TV him write a joke bad man him bad get lawyer in job him better man lawyer no write a joke.

So he's proactive, huh?

That Lego joke was tight.

The hero stares out the window with a pained grimace on his face. "I'm so tired of all of these Altered Beasts," he says.

I could totally see this as a movie that critques the costly and ineffective war on drugs. Over-armed badasses in sports cars with little incentive to arrest someone over gunning them down on sight. All deploying rockets at a Phish concert.

Here's the balance: between every level there's a 10 minute music video starring a couple of living hula girl dash ornaments.

Why not… Monster energy drink?

There is so little to work with and the game is so obscure that you have to wonder why they even bothered to buy the license. Maybe it was on Ebay and they accidentally allowed a $0.01 minimum bid.

Gamera is due for an American version. Huge, destructive monster with an insatiable hunger for petroleum that insists it's everyones friend.  Or is that… America? *critics solemly nod and stroke their Van Dykes*

One of my favorite parts of the Simpson's DVD commentary is the creators constant bafflement that the Scottish like Groundskeeper Willy.

They read "Everybody Poops" to my nephew at school and now he can't stop, won't stop farting. Welcome to Obama's America!

Ugh I know this bat and the other day I'm telling her I love her new winter coat and the bat is all "why because you can't see how fat I am in it?" so don't get me started on sensitive bats