"You black people never ONCE rap about math club. *scoff*"

A few years ago I heard Garth Brooks is the best selling artist ever in Ireland. Incidentally, that probably explains his song, "Ireland."

You know the sound the first leaf of autumn makes as it delicately lands on the surface of a serene pond in the first light of morning? I wanna fuck that.

When it Beetle Bailey going to get deployed? It's getting awkward.

The disembodied head of Chris Tucker who can't stop screaming.

Surely some of those are just from other skunk apes who are imitating the original Toynbee skunk ape.

[i]Two[/i] egg creams.

"She has a double PhD depite getting straight D's!"

I'm a straight male, but I promise not to make it weird or anything.

~*~HeLlO bOyS~*~ I'll mouthkiss the first one of you studs that buys me an egg cream!

Blunder Siege

You can eat pretty cheaply and healthily by having rice, beans, and vegetables, but they take time, planning and effort. After a 16 hour day the vegetables and cereals in that McDonalds dollar menu look pretty enticing next to spending an hour making grits and salad, then cleaning up after.

I loved that part. A lot of people have an attitude like poor people should be eating gruel and vegetables, when the system it set up to give them fast, cooked, meaty, unhealthy food at the same price. They don't get it.

But there's clearly a dobule standard at play here: http://projects.latimes.com…

Uuuuggghh, this goes on for twelve more minutes.

*Runs away in a flop sweat after seeing Millers post*

*Puts hand on black friends shoulder*

Helles Bells

He can learn. His CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer.

"Rock will be dead by 2013. In its place? A resurgence of Viennese Walz."