In a 5-4 decision, you have to let your little sister play Luigi.

It wasn't long before Rob Lowe took me aside into a dark bedroom.

Loving the hit counter and the Comic Sans.

*Drops popcorn, can't find it*

Well violent crime is the lowest its been in decades, time to play dress up and ailienate my loved ones.

Holy shit The Godson.

Big comic book tent pole movie, you say? PUBLIC DOMAIN, you say?

They could easily scrap The Avengers and sell it as stock footage to any other movie featuring a giant Swede, your Grandpa according to his war stories, the Jolly Green Giant, and a robot.

I ONCE FUCKED CHESTER CHEETAH whoops indoor voice!

I fondly recall Sudden Death for the kitchen fight scene where one of the fighters was dressed in a large penguin mascot costume.

Sometimes a niggar is just a niggar.

I love the stereotypes. Every country had a fighter and one of the countries was "Africa." Also a karate fighter in a kilt.

Seven Samurai Legged Freaks

The sweetest Mexico is stolen Mexico

something something Soros something something Kenya

If you hold a couple pieces of chewing gum in front of the screen during the Adam West Batman movie, you can have your bat nipples and eat them too.

Don't forget Jeeps!

Watched an old western called The Tall T recently.
The bad guy's henchmen were named Billy Jack and Chink.

In my home town they called Romanians "paprika N-words."

Yes I was making a joke The Boy (go lay out my formal shorts).