All of these colors are making me drunk!

Fucking Upper Deck and their off-model bullshit sized cards, FUCK!

Also Vandal Savage didn't invent the wheel, but he killed the guy who did and took all of the credit.

What if I string a tarp over the compost heap?

I think Foggy Nelson has at least a C cup.

Bendis' run was incredible.

Daredevil is probably my favorite comic and I didn't think the movie was that bad. The bad guys were well cast. Foggy was well cast.

What's Robert Redford up to these days? Supping broth and yelling at the radio, you say?

Wouldn't Daredevil bust right away, though? Or did he learn ninja tricks to avoid that?

I actually think the next generation is going to go in the opposite direction, technology-wise. Wax cylinder recordings, harpsicord recitals, wandering bards, minstrel shows, stuff like that.

Whiskey shots were sort of like puncuation in Deadwood.

Sam Adams Boston Lager? It's more of a cobbled together German lager than anything, all it's missing is German malt.

Hmmmm… needs more dog.

Loads of cheap workers including the heathen Chinee, Free Negroes, and Potato Negroes.

I'm half-hoping he smashes his IV with the hammer in a suicide attempt.

*films a kid banging REAL HARD on a fish tank*

MITCHELL veins clogging MITCHELL heart pumpin'

A silly baby > a poop

"Witch's Code"
I am so sick of that code.

I'm pretty sure the latest Photoshop version has a Horse Boner Reduction tool
But does it do full removal? Like so many things in life, it depends on the boner.