Hey there's an apple posting here, he'll know.

"Are these apples conflict-free?"

Surely the legacy of SheDaisy will be immortalized in the very stars by the gods themselves?

I AM FROM CUBA OR SOMETHING, I FORGET!

Me too, RAF. Thanks to her prolific covergirl status, I've been kicked out of a lot of waiting rooms.

Tomorrow on Vine Talk: putting that gallon jug of Carlo Rossi in the crook of your elbow and tipping it back. Save on dishwashing!

Johnny-5 should play Brainiac.

Dod a chok? Dod a chee?

I certainly didn't really understand the movie, but with Chapelle I feel like it would have at least been funny, instead of just quirky.

Stephenson's editor must be a pushover, since boy does he like to go on and on, and a trilogy no less? It took me a few false starts, but I read the Baroque Cycle last year and I'm glad I did it. Lots of unforgettable fun bits. Still, it's like eating an elephant.

I heard Dave Chapelle was supposed to play Mos Def's part, that would have been interesting.

Apparently, they offered a part to JCVD, but Stallone was trying to sell him on the payday, not appeal to his artsy-fartsy side, so JCVD declined.

Ergoat is right, the lightsaber fight in TPM was very well done and exciting. I also particularly liked the Harryhausen-style monsters in the second (?) movie.

To me and mine, Marcel is a Sparkle Vampire.

It's pronounced HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh-erb! Ert.

They're on to us, Bad News.

The Unplugged version of Nutshell is probably the only AIC song I don't skip when I'm shuffling my music these days. Beautiful.

Gillian Anderson with punk rock hair and piercings?
Oh my!

Yeah "Stop! Or My Mom Will Poop," "Copter Kick to the Unwatched Balls," and "Mother, May I Sleep With Fraiser" are pretty awesome.

And why are my time consuming calculations with an abacus that I use wearing a silk Chinese gown and a floor length Fu Manchu mustache met with, at best, strained tolerence, simply because I am a tollbooth operator of Scandinavian extraction?