I still remember this kid being all, "hey man, cut it out!" when a mosh pit started behind us. He thought I was just walking into him over and over again.

Is she at least a beefy black woman?

10,000 Thors and all I need is a Nike

Now there will never be a Turner D. Century movie
What with this and the Spider-Man franchise rebooting.

I'm digging Pandora on my Blu-Ray
Not sure if I "need" this, but it's fun.

Pardon me, but is this sleet taken?

I also suck at Geomerty Wars, COINCIDENCE?

Geomerty Wars is overrated. There, I said it. *drains martini in one gulp* *stares defiantly at room*

Catcher in the Browneye

We read People's History in my high school history class. I've been meaning to re-read it for ages.

Sheltie, I also love 1491 by Charles C. Mann. You can't help but respect the Indians a lot more after reading it. I liked that one Amazonian tribe that cleared huge stretches of forest when it took them like a month to cut down one tree with stone and fire.

You have my flamingcanceraids.

*cuts through Leno's neck with a piece of piano wire as if it were wet clay*

TR was also a brown belt in judo, ignoring his posthumous black belts.

There's plenty of American history left!

Now I've done it.

Give him the stick DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK.

A classic mistake in rounding up beavers is to use a wooden fence.

The life sized statue is reported to have said, "Oh hey, don't worry baby, uh, don't worry, I'm just here to crush and destroy." The Hendrix Statue is not responding to gunfire.

"JIMI HENDRIX STATUE COMES TO LIFE! SEATTLE'S CAPITOL HILL NEIGHBORHOOD IN FLAMES!"