Yer bugger!

Dod a chok?

NEWS FLASH… A SECOND HAM HAS JUST FLOWN INTO PAULA DEEN… DEVELOPING

If you throw a hotdog into the grand canyon the park rangers are going to be very upset with you!

Important fact: Steven Segal, fat as he is, graduated from running like a girl to not running at all.

"Nine? Nein," would have been pithier! Does no one value pith anymore?

I was 28 when I finnaly saw The Goonies. The movie has a kinetic, never resting energy to it that I can see appealing to children a lot. It was fun to see a few well known adult actors as children.

Thank you, I was trying to remember the name of that movie forever.

Steven Tyler later seen on Disney Hollywood Studio's Rock 'n' Rollercoaster with the rest of the band
They shared the same car, it's a pretty good sign that their reunion is official.

Tell me it was kaesespaetzel, I'm about to lose it. UNNNGGGGHHH.

The Ultimates universe had a great take on Thor: he walked around like he was a god, but everyone else thought he was a crazy person with super powers. Is he crazy or is ol' Loki pulling the wool over everyones eyes?

Also the biopic was called "La Bamba."

"La Bamba" is a hit song by Ritchie Valens. In the Ritchie Valens biopic, he was played by Lou Diamond Phillips.

"I just can't stop eating figs!"

All I know is that wine tastes extra sweet when I drink it out of ladies shoes that I steal from the community pool locker room.

You can say that again!

Soon one of the Quickfire prizes is going to be clothing, which the fair folk see as a form of bondage, so Kevin will start screaming and dissapear in a puff of smoke.

It makes me think of my Mom drunk at a piano bar.

Anyone else notice the Redhook ESB product placement?
I want one right now…

Michael also called Jim "crusty eyes" at one point.