Does anyone else just love Miracles (aka Black Dragon aka Mr. Hong Kong and Canton Rose)? It's a fun, lighthearted period romp, Jackie Chan has a lot of cool tricks he does with his fedora, and the fight at the rope factory towards the end is fantastic.

He's the hairy, hairy gent who ran amok in Kent.
Lately he's been getting kicked in the nards.

I stayed at The Stanley hotel recently, the hotel which inspired King to write the story and the hotel that was used in the TV miniseries. They have all of this memorabilia around from the TV miniseries, but they have a TV channel that plays the Kubrick movie 24/7.

The Germans also mix beer and cola. I wish they wouldn't.

**Death walks by a smoker.**

Maybe Little Mac swallows condoms full of lead pellets before each weigh-in.

Revenge of the Nerds

"Escape kata!"

Would it kill them to add some fucking pinball?

"Las Night in Paris" is the name of my favorite Voyager fanfic.

Pursued by ninjas, no doubt. Yes, it's true, I can't deny it.

Not to mention in The Man Without Fear, Daredevil had a vaguley innapropriate seeming young female sidekick, a la The Dark Knight Returns. Who was kidnapped into sex slavery. Frank Miller sort of drifted into self parody there.

No Fritzy he boxes Helena for 32 rounds under Marquess of Queensberry rules.

Beaten on a Three Musketeers reference. What have I become?

He was also in The Three Musketeers with action superstar Oliver Platt.

It's really the only beer I've ever had that I could call "vomit flavored, but in a good way."

*squirts dandelion wine from wine skin in opponents face at crucial moment*
*wins game*

Do you have one sequined space suit Bowie or do you have CH-CH-CH-CHANGES

I'm sitting on a box of Krusty O's and some Buzz Cola from the Simpsons Movie promotion. I know, that stuff probably isn't two years old.

I wish I could see Patton Oswalt again for the first time. I went in with no expectations, he was just the guy from that sitcom my brother watched. The Black Angus bit killed. My stomach hurt from laughter.