Holy shit, Xbox Live for sure. Uno is supposed to be a gentleman's game!

"Hey, I'm trying to eat lunch here!"

Mario Lemieux, He-Man figurines, Curling the Rock to the Back of the House

William Shatner, Nazi memorabilia, the Whore of 1812

Know1ng 2: The Knew Class

*turds

The Road movie will have 90 minutes of the man sifting rat turns out of old corn meal to pad it out.

Ape Train 2: Dark Territory

Judges I mean cooks, he hates the judges.

Speaking of Bourdain, in the link he says he likes all of the Iron Chef America judges, but he was hatin' on Cat Cora in Kitchen Confidential. Did he come around??? Possible makeout session???

I think the bad song at my college was "Crazy Game of Poker" by OAR.

There was a 6 year old girl behind me at an 8pm showing. She was audibly bored and she slept through most of it.

Watchmen 2: Not Without My Bean Juice

Phatnom Menace was my second worst movie experience cause the ticket taking bitch made me throw out my RC Cola

Mine was at Attack of the Clones at the Cinerama in Seattle. I had a bunch of friends who camped out and they were seriously having a high school Star Wars club reunion, but not all of them camped out, so they were scattered throughout the line.

Crotchmen

Watchmen 2: Seenmen

Ryu and Sagat's High School Reunion: Crouching Tiger Uppercut, Hidden Dragon Punch

"Bunch of anemic dandy-fops around here. This stuff will make you a courting Tyrannosaurus, just like me."

What happened to you Karnov? You used to be a hero!