I hear Wesley Snipes has been practicing his sax hoping to snag "The Big Man's" empty spot. He really needs the bread.

Jason Statham called. . . he wants his franchise back.

Maybe so but one has to wonder what those Canadians do with all that soul? 
 

Give the girl a break, if I had to sit around all day with a couple of cinnamon buns stuck on the side of my head watching Mark Hamill "act" I'd be stuffing acid into any open orifice.  

Hmmmm . . . .avoid looking at this scrawny gap-toothed cow?  No problem. . in fact, hand me that soup spoon and I'll just gouge out my eyes.