I hope this isn't a totally fabricated memory, but I'm pretty sure I remember Jon Lovitz closing an interview on Conan's Tonight Show with a Jay Shermany "Buy my book!" Back me up on this one, someone?

Que Sustantivo
As we all know, the signs on Futurama, just like the signs on The Simpsons, are usually pretty great. This episode had some great ones in Tijuana. "Adobe Photo Shoppe" was funny, but even funnier (and worth me having to rewind four times, then pause) was the bar they pass, called "iAy! Cantina Turner".…