Worlds Greatest Athlete or GTFO!

Dude, back in the day it took that long just to see some tits!

Not 'Fat Freddy's Cat' or 'The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers'? Those are Gilbert Shelton, not R. Crumb.

Eureka!

Neither did your mom.

My parents were pretty tolerant but I learned at a very early age how to break the boundaries of decency.

Or Gay Boys in Bondage by William Shakespeare.

It was especially cool when they slid down the track on that one guy's neck.

Like your mom?!?

I miss those early days of Playboy when the girls had real tits.

Did he have the 'Young Love' one with the communist Chinese guy groping the girl in the Mao outfit or the one where Whiteman fucks bigfoot?

The only thing I wasn't allowed to do was make the woo woo woo noise from the Three Stooges. In my house that was known as 'the forbidden noise'.

That wasn't your mom. I played that while I did your mom and put it on your bed since I didn't want to leave it for your dad to find.

I did the deed with Uda, Candy and Shasta…

It's a Ben and Jerry's flavor. Chocolate ice cream with peanuts, peas, and corn.

How can you say that about the woman who invented sex?!?

Maybe they can include the mop used to clean up his commingled bodily fluids.

Helena Bonham Carter moping, what's not to like?!?

I saw Prince's entourage entering Fantasy Records once but you couldn't see Prince because he was so short.

Well, he at least spanked the monkey.