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See you in hell, candy boys!

After Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory came out there was some kind of tie in with a cereal brand where you could send away box tops for a 'chocolate factory'. It turned out to be some plastic molds (and maybe some sprinkles or such) which you poured melted chocolate chips into to make your own candy bars. I

Garrett Morris or GTFO!

There's a really cool documentary about Lou Reed on PBS right now. I have no idea what it's called because the program guide says it's supposed to be Antiques Roadshow.

Kids today just don't understand.

Indiana Jones and The Temple of Poon

So the pedophile is walking a little kid into the woods and the kid looks up and says:

Just know that the world is better for it.

'es got the shinning!

Et tu ya bahstahd?!?

The monster is my penis.

It wasn't a great movie but he was still pretty good.

A coward dies a thousand deaths.

I like a lot of things better than The Beatles but Fall Out Boy is not one of them.

Slaves have to earn that loincloth.

The original TV cast was pretty much perfect.

When was he not?!?

In this case the hammer is not my penis.

I ski the run where Sonny Bono died all the time.

There is nothing awesome about Fall Out Boy.