Too bad Jack Black isn't funny or they could have used him.

*yawn*

See above.

I didn't want to upstage Lou Reed in his own article.

Pizza and vagina's don't mix.

No, money down.

I'm not cool enough to have a Lou Reed memory.

Not in Touched by an Uncle.

That's how people become dads too.

¡Pinche Disqus!

BTW: Tony Brevett of The Melodians also died on Friday.

Needs more vowels.

That'll teach you to breed!

Starring Yahoo Serious?!?

So porn has more class than fat, horny, loners. Surprise surprise.

Burl, you knot head!

But…the ball! His groin! Ah ha! It works on so many levels!

There's no competition. A Taste of Flatus all the way.

It's a great movie but they left off the ending which totally changes the story.

"I am the motherfucking shore patrol!"