She's fucking terrible. The random people at local karaoke night in my town do better than this.

*farts*

You're better off with Gumball Rally.

Needs more gay.

The joke was never not stale, Ron Burgundy.

The A.V. Club: Boasting unexpected genitalia.

I think they were writing about things they were fascinated with when they were 14. If they were really into this stuff as adults then it's really just sad.

The A.V. Club may increase your frequency of bowel movements and decrease your ability to control them.

Blow it out your ass, limey!

Grand Theft Parsons is probably one of those rare cases where the truth was even stranger (and more interesting) than fiction.

*sigh*

This just opens the door for Werner Herzog to direct!

They're named for their underwear.

Gangnum Style.

Batman's a scientist.

Are you kidding?!? This sounds like the best thing ever.

Reflektor, Spectre vs. Rector, what the fuck is up today?!?

I think that's from a fortune cookie.

If regular = explosive then yes.

I was eating across the street from a Chinese restaurant with a very prominent 'No MSG' sign in the window while a delivery truck was unloading a huge fiber drum labeled 'MSG' in large block letters.