Isn't L.A. kind of cheating for this segment?!?

I think it may have been a time and a place thing. They were pretty great in their day but I'm not sure how well it translates to modern times if you didn't grow up with them. I'd suggest seeing The Kids are Alright (the Who movie, not the other one). It pretty much takes you from the beginning of their stardom to…

Who?!?

There's really nothing else you can do with apples grown from seed so you've got nothing to lose. A lot of people don't know that Johnny Appleseed wasn't going around providing a future supply of food, he was providing a future supply of booze.

Or 'bruise yo legs' as Fred Sanford used to say.

Because somehow it was worthwhile with the old system?!?

Microwaves are great for heating/boiling milk without burning it.

That's just nasty!

My brother's roommate had a friend from France staying with them and he wrapped macaroni and cheese into burritos. As he was eating one he remarked that it was delicious but would be improved by the addition of heavy cream.

Because Dog's Bollocks is just too gross.

The only other thing you need to know is to add any kind of fruit or source of sugar you can get your hands on. Leave it in a plastic bag in the toilet for a few days or weeks and enjoy!

There are fewer fake parts on the statue.

Depending on how big a car you need you might check out the new Honda roadster (if it's out by then). I've had an S2000 for about 10 years now and not only is it a better car then the Mercedes, Porsche, and BMW alternatives but it's was about $10K cheaper and it's been absolutely trouble free (except for burning…

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At least that made some sense. Not many kids buy life insurance.

So Charlie Brown is a waterhead?!?

There's also the grilled cheese.

Ja, ja.

When I was a kid we took a tour on the Circle Line. When we passed the Palisades there were a bunch of kids jumping off the rocks. As we went by they all jumped in the river and the only thing that came to the surface were their bare asses pointed at the boat.

The proper term is 'toilet wine' or 'pruno'.