Too soon!

Melissa McCarthy?!?

Talk about your obscure references.

Winning a lawsuit and collecting a judgement are not the same thing.

When you're in college you're supposed to be stealing music, not having it stolen from you.

*ZZZZZZZZZZIP*

Captain Ned of 'The Raging Queen'.

While you're at it she'll have another piece of that ham.

That's because we're all rapists.

Plus she ate him.

He's too tall for the bounce castle.

If Lena Dunham had done that it would have been called 'brave'.

Transporter 3: Wide Load

Yo-yo weight loss doesn't make you healthier.

Hint: It was the fat one.

Jackie Chan pretty much is Dustin Hoffman in that he keeps playing the same character in every film he's in.

[ROARSHARTS]

I used to work with a guy who invented 'lawn dice' to replace lawn darts but they never had the same appeal.

The pluralization of 'Lego' made me cry.

You are NOT the father!