In Canada 'punk' means creepy uncle.

Is that a euphemism for flapjack titties?!?

Actually they went into battle butt naked.

Damn those chicks are ugly!

Especially cock rings.

Haven't you ever seen Antiques Roadshow?!?  Polishing things destroys their value.  Spend that time polishing your helmet instead.

That wouldn't put a dent in Oprah's ham budget.

How much coke is on that $75 mil?!?

@avclub-2abf2b82c099047f2d089c7e7abe42b1:disqus Yeah, I like a girl that can take a punch.

Naked Britt Ekland? What else do you need?!?

Oooh, look and Brandon and his two dollar words!

Picante!

She doesn't just get busy, she gets biz-ayy!

Actually Dik I believe 'la petite mort' refers to the melancholy feeling that comes after orgasm, not the orgasm itself.  It can be alleviated by immediately ejecting one's partner from the premises.

I have heard that asparagus has a similar effect in semen that it has in urine but also, no first hand knowledge.

On the other hand they do have hardcore gay porn on satellite TV (as I found out the hard way whilst drunkenly channel surfing).

I'm pretty sure he get's more than he lets on.

In the butt!

My reaction exactly.

I hate to disagree with Dik but the word 'cum' is useless.  Come works just fine.  Or if you're the elegant Victorian woman you may use the term 'arrive'.