Death is the biggest adversity of all!

no excuse for Entourage

Best Goofus and Gallant ever.

Replace "cock" with "man" and you've got yourself a hell of a closer, Joan Rivers.

do not compare BBT to Peep Show.

Well done, sir.

besides the beatles?

I would have preferred "WHERE IS THE CIVIL RIGHTS ACTIVIST BEING HELD?!"

I'm just glad Stamos got away!

That's the first time anyone's recognized Jerry O'Connell since '97.

I thought Tom Hanks said that.

that's the threshold for being a philosopher?

As long as that someone doesn't have Australia we're OK.

juris doctorate or jizzy dick. those are my guesses.

My first thought was something from Drive. I was going to go with the elevator scene, but the conversation between Brooks and Gosling in the restaurant towards the end I think takes the cake.

you should've just gone to Real Steel

They're currently in a lawsuit with Ăśtley CrĂźe, the Rick Astley tribute band.

your reboot of the comment was the one we deserved, but not the one we needed.

No you don't.

I ended a final English essay about Poe with, "quoth this writer, nevermore."