"Kanye West really knows what the jazz is all about! Ha ha ha ha. Pudding."

They are afraid that MS Word nerds would come to the game with the express purpose of beating Clippy do death with a hammer. Not me, though. Oh, ho ho ho, certainly not me….

Concept album!

Considering that he's married to Robert Kardashian's daughter, I really want to know what he thinks about OJ Simpson. Other than that, I assume that his opinions about most things will be wrong, or at least fucked up.

I am curious about Saks Fifth Avenue's selection of buttplugs.

I would say that Martha Stewart is a counterexample, but that was about money.

Yeah, it seems to be kind of vaguely dancing around making any real point for fear of coming across as too partisan. There are plenty of sources on the left and on the right that will do more pointed critiques of how the media approaches these events than what was above. I just see this as another example of the AV…

Yeah, I don't come here for information or opinion about political events. I come here for information or opinion about stupid shit that James Franco does.

I always thought of Woodring's stuff as being something like Max Fleischer incorporating the creepy body surrealism of Hans Bellmer. But with more frogs.

I do love a feelgood movie.

I'm just grateful it's not a shart romance.

"I'm pretty sure there is NO book or premise like mine" is a statement that can truthfully be said about no book or premise. It's what you do with that premise, the exact language, plot, and characters that makes your work individual. Is the plot of Baskets the same? The characters? The dialogue or action? If that's…

Don't worry. It still sucks.

Dammit, now I gotta use my full name, Xochilmilco. I'm too lazy for that.

I just moved from Washington to Oregon, and there are about a dozen or so within a mile radius of where I live. There are a lot less in Washington, because the barrier to entry is a lot higher (pardon the terrible pun.) I visited one not too long ago (for research) and was told that the market is way oversaturated,…

No need to be redundant.

"Shitweasel remains shitweasel"

"He's a murderous drug lord, but he didn't comment on my fart, so he's aces in my book!"

Congratulations, you terrible human being.

What's funny is that their policies changed not too long after this, when CBS Records threatened to pull any new videos from their artists if MTV refused to show Beat It during prime hours. They did, and the rest is pretty straightforward.