"Who do you think you are, Whitesnake?"

Newsflash: everyone is going to die. So there's no reason to watch TV at all anymore.

Performers get three free tickets. It's a pretty good deal!

That's a low bar.

Steve Harvey Impersonation Contest.

Actually, the proper spelling for "midi-chlorian" is "bullshit."

They are iconic characters from a handful of novelty records from the 60s, not because they have anything resembling a story that needs to be told.

Micronauts were fun. I remember setting one or two of those Time Traveller dolls on fire. They made a nice colorful flame and acrid toxic smoke. Hopefully they can incorporate that into the movies.

What's always struck me about PK Dick's novels is how often he'll end up using SF tropes to explore his life as it exists at the moment. Of course, the Valis books are the best known example of this, but A Scanner Darkly is really as much about his home becoming a flophouse for a bunch of transients and speedfreaks…

Something tells me that has already been published,

Let Us Now Praise Taylor Swift
Swiftthology
About Taylor Swift's Ex-boyfriends
172 Pages

And fun!

They get 0.001 dicks per stream.

And sometimes you have to party for your right to fight.

It was translated from the original "Peeparrtinterrinnearrinnew…"

Counterpoint: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

That's just a blatant ripoff of Men's Pocky: http://www.candyblog.net/bl…

Yes, a friend, a savior…







































OF COCK

"Here is your Platinum Battery Club card, Mr. Cannon."

*Upvotes, curls into fetal position*