It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times. Yes, we were the generation that invented making Simpsons references. Suck it, Greatest Generation!

To omany of thus words are spelt correct.

At least not provided by anyone other than him.

Dammit, I just shampooed this carpet!

Yeah, I remember really liking this book when I read it in high school, Best novel by a speechwriter for Bob Dole ever! But as soon as I heard that this was in development, I knew it was going to be terrible. I can't imagine how the sentimentality of the novel (magical horses! invisible bridges!) wouldn't turn to pure…

Yup. I probably saw it the same year that I saw Apocalypse Now.

Artisinal cilantro arugula Doritos are pretty dire.

I think it's called, "The Fap that Couldn't Slow Down."

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That is what we, in the professional bullshit industry call "power thinking."

If Sean O'Neal wrote this, he would've photoshopped in a beret and a baguette.

Still waiting for the blockbuster based on 7 Habits of Highly Effective People or the animated movie based on Who Moved My Cheese?

Ramon! Where's my Kibbles and Bits!

It honestly reminds me of the studies done by market researchers that claim that people enter a hypnogogic state when inside a grocery store. The combination of fluorescent lighting, the aisles filled with an overwhelming amount of stuff, and the piped in mid-tempo muzak generally tends to slow people down. Just…

I wore Ira Glass to the premiere of the last Transformers movie, but nobody could hear his soothing voice over the explosions.

"Jesus, for the love of God, change keys or something!"

Dibs on 'fuck'!

That's really none of your business (unless you're Turkish).

Chevy Chase feels the same way about Bill Murray as he does about just about everyone he's ever come into contact with.

I have a relative (not a blood relative, for whatever that's worth) whose uncle was Karl Raeder, the head of the German Navy for the first half of WWII. He's kind of cagey about the atrocities of the Nazis, but he treats his uncle like a hero. But his family who still live in Germany seem to be silent about their…

Nonnonba is great. I had no idea what to expect when I picked it up, but it was also a great childhood memoir, and a great introduction (at least it was for me) to yokai and gekiga manga. So fun. I just got Kitaro, which is more yokai stuff. I've been curious about his wartime stuff, but I've been more in the mood…