Yeah, I always thought that he just gave the impression of being in over his head, in a "Go on, crazy lady," sort of way.

And whoever they are, they are making too much money.

FAXX. It's like a fax machine, but extreme!

Robert Altman is the shit!

I was in the pit band for an early version of this play, which I thought was pretty good, but it became a lot better when they decided to perform it at bars and nightclubs rather than theaters:
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I'd be surprised if my nipples were square, too.

Everything's coming up, Shannon!

I get him confused with corduroy pants.

We just call them Aussies.

Shoe tree.

Flabapplanders

I gave up on watching the Simpsons so long ago that I had no idea that Ned and Edna were married. Wow. Maybe he can be the one to get killed by a T-shirt cannon this time.

I love that song so much.

I think Why Bother? would be more apt.

Buncombe County? Well, that's apt.

::Sasha Baron Cohen explains the meaning of Christmas::

It's a lot of fun when you throw that switchblade into the microwave.

In celebration, I am bashing my Franklin.

Actually Samuel Delany has a pretty devastating critique of The Dispossessed's treatment of its homosexual characters. So maybe Triton or Dhalgren by Delany?

Absolutely. John Lydon has mentioned that performance as an inspiration for Johnny Rotten, which is about right.