Apparently his publishing company forced him to change the word "suppresive persons" to "phonies" in Catcher in the Rye.

So which one is supposed to be Kathy Bates?

I'm looking forward to the special episode where he announces (after a half an hour of dithering and suspense) whether the show is getting renewed or not.

As long as Randy Jackson "pitchy" jokes are still available to me, I'm a happy man…

It's as hard to believe as the incredible deals you can get at Xochi's House of Pancakes.

I haven't seen this movie, but a lot of the complaints I had about the Piano Teacher seem to resonate here. In that movie it seemed like he as a director and writer was condescending to his main character, and last moment that film seemed like it could easily have been scored with a sad trombone.  I feel like I should…

Counterpoint: No.

I think the word you're looking for is lutefisk.

Yeah! No science!

High school xochi loves the beats, not because of any literary quality, but because it allows him the opportunity to say 'fuck' in class without getting into trouble.

Probably my single favorite Simpson's joke.

Something something bore your mom.

*looks at picture of pizza*

That's how I always thought of it.  But it's been twenty-odd years since I've seen it, so my opinions can be taken with a grain of salt.  Time to watch this one again.

Canine just interject something here?

Pynchon did it!

Tristram Shandy did it.

You people are the cream of the crop.

OK.

Tyler Perry presents Disney's Lee Daniels' Escape from Tomorrow.