I had a history teacher (also the football coach) who gave us Monday through Thursday to read the chapter on our own, then Friday we would have a test on it. Most of the class he spent shooting the shit with the jocks. I read a lot of crappy novels in that class.

Half of the first volume of War and Peace, the end of season 4 of the Sopranos, and some Uncle Scrooge comics from Carl Barks. So far, so good.

Aw, shit.

That's probably just as well, because a fuzzy muffin is likely to give you food poisoning.

It is a shame that Jersey Shore was cancelled in its prime.  I mean, none of those kids even died of alcohol poisoning!

I'm just complaining about false advertising.  America demands more boners!

Decisions and Boners.  There are two things wrong with that title.

Indeed.  The drum riff on Satisfaction is so loopy, an absurdly precise mix of disco and krautrock. Devo was a shadow of the band it had been when he left.

I think what you are looking for is the British version of the Office.

Stay out of my brewery.

Stephen King does a made for TV adaptation of Lars von Trier's miniseries The Kingdom.  What could go wrong with that?

Still doesn't hold a candle to this:

She already should have gotten the job as Fox's go to food person, but this pretty much seals the deal.

Just throw whatever is in your kitchen into a deep fat fryer, I'm sure she gets a commission for that.

C'mon, @Dikachu was just making sure they were going home, where they are, indeed, happiest.

So Martin Lawrence is playing Sherman Helmsley?
http://www.magnetmagazine.c…

*faps, forgetting that I had throwing stars in each hand*

He may not have been an active participant in the civil rights movement, but he was tremendously supportive of black artists, and there's this:

@avclub-45ef3d6b4c379e04803fa271c035e844:disqus , I had that same impulse myself, but decided to forge ahead because I liked the idea of beginning a review with "Dear Yelp,". 

Dear Yelp,