*points at Hairdresser*

Not if you immediately did a close up of the baby winking at the camera, then it would be a scene in the remake of Look Who's Talking.

I'm finding all of this discussion just a little bit sad, but I love the idea of complaining that someone's knees are too sharp.

@avclub-94d8526a5fae933806f65b8a0f49301a:disqus :
said.

You have to work pretty hard to make Kool Keith seem like the second most insane member of the Ultramagnetic MCs.

I never saw it, but I remember hearing about how Brando never learned his lines, and insisted that he have them fed to him through an earpiece.

True enough.

I have no specific response to this, other than to marvel at the fact that you posted it on a review of Paris Hilton's album.

This weekend I am planning to buy a paella pan.  A while ago I made paella, but instead of browning it in a pan, I made it more like a risotto, so it was super creamy, and totally delicious.  This time I won't have to worry about non-seafood-eating folk, so I'm planning on a calamari and chorizo paella.  And this time…

As long as we're not talking Visitor Q-level dirty, absolutely.

Atlas Shrugged: We'll Pay You in Hugs!

I'M A MONSTER!!

Weightlifting.  Always weightlifting.

Did you check the eyebrows, @Scrawler2:disqus ?  That's a dead giveaway.

So which one of those guys is Chuck Lorre?

I think you meant to attribute that to Cory Doctorow.

It's kind of neat in a superdorky way if you wouldn't mind something the size of an adding machine strapped to your wrist, but considering that you could buy a car for that amount of money, no thank you.

Plus, apparently Nicki Minaj is leaving.

Obviously, what you need is this:

I feel like we are insulting the memory of Ray Jay Johnson here…