Apparently not.

My favorite example, as used by Samuel Delany:
Dedicated to my parents, Ayn Rand and God.

Chicago Manual still has it.

Speaking as someone whose day job is editing scientific documents, I don't have the time to reorganize lists, so the oxford comma has to stay.  If we were talking newspapers or pop-culture websites, I'd be willing to let it go.

Still my favorite quote about acting:
"Know your lines and don't bump into the furniture."
-Spencer Tracy

I hope you realize I was being facetious too. But is the implication here that Obi Wan was getting busy with C3PO or R2D2? Because, wow.

Racist.

You'd think he'd be fatter.

As long as Carl Hiassen still writes novels, there is no need for this.

Note to self: Avoid the internet.

I wake up 16 hours later only to find that I have missed the greatest moment in my life.  Oh well, pistols at dawn, I guess.

So you've never seen COPS?

So you've never seen COPS?

Well that ruins my chances of getting a job on the Tonight Show.

Edited because I am not paying attention.

Finally!

He'll be hearing form their lawyers, from the firm Hot & Cold.

Presumably because Monica Lewinsky jokes are a go-to source for jokes for hack writers everywhere.

The rubber duck suit doesn't even put Howard the Duck on their resume anymore.

Zima was like fermented Alka Seltzer.