Announcer: It's eleven o'clock. Do you know where your children are?
Homer: I told you last night, no!

You guys are way off. It's a secret lab where they take the brains out of zombies and put them in the heads of other zombies to create a race of super-zombies.

But he does steam a good hummingbird.

So, you want to be one of the Koch brothers.

Didn't he kill campers at Crystal Lake?

Bigfoot, is that you? I'm not like the others, Bigfoot. I see through the monster coating to the gentle loner inside. I bet you have a wounded raccoon friend that you tenderly nurse back to health while you go, "Rooh! Rooh!" But in the end they shoot you, but you teach us about things.

No, my poops resemble gravy boats and salad tongs

Yeah, well, you stole it from Steve Allen.

Just spit? I'll pass.

The spinach ricotta sampler is made out of people!

Good Lord! Choke!

Mike Scully is Pat Robertson?

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos

To the beemobile

If anyone wants me I'll be in my room

— Jesus

I still think the most terrifying film he ever directed was "O.J. Simpson: Juice on the Loose"

That's your answer to everything.

Tea Time of the Not Dead Yet