@Bop Showbiz - Yes, damn it, any piece of shit art you've created should get a B-, in part because you were molested as a child.

I'd rather stand around and smoke with John Amos?

I'd listen to this song while I was falling down the stairs. I'd still keep my pants on, though.

I don't care what Cee-Lo or Sean O'Neal says. I'm putting on an extra pair of pants.

Damn it! Apparently the commenting system has something against words that are more than a hundred letters long!

Just wanted to add my voice to those who are appalled at Leonard Pierce's constipated, snotty, up-turned nose, "I'm too mature for anything that appeals to the childish masses,"…

Sadly, I don't give a shit.

Cesar, your testimonial to Pinkerton has decreased my desire to ever listen to it approximately a thousandfold. For the first time, I'm in agreement with King Bastard.

I haven't met a whale yet who would say no to some nice crack, even if they had to swallow a few old deep-sea divers to get it.

Really? I thought I detected an underlying ambivalence with regard to Robyn.

So I watched the "Konichiwa Bitches" clip linked to above, and now I'm all over Robyn like bitchy on Teadoust. She's no Lily Allen, but I could probably listen to a couple of her songs everyday without hating my life. She makes Lady Gaga sound even more self-important and Katy Perry sound even more banal (which I have…

Phoef Sutton pronounces his name "fief," according to some guy who went to high school with him that I met in grad school. He allegedly came across the word "fief" in a textbook and decided that was going to be his nickname.

Lobsters! Stop fucking around here and start fucking around on your Big Writing Project!

My junk makes women cry.

Could you list each of the Over 100 Top name brand you have, if it isn't too much trouble, ansenw? I'd hate to follow the link without a more extensive preview, you charming, flinty, grammatically challenged bastard.

I highly recommend Pig on Beale. It may look like just another Beale Street tourist trap, but the barbecue I had there was crazy good.

Hey, Robert Johnson, why don't you tell us the names of every famous or semi-famous woman you've masturbated to? Please include the only locally famous, as well, like the co-anchor on the six o'clock news or the girl on the commercial for that one carpet store.

Flinty?
Is "flinty" the week's secret word for Comics Panel? The review of Superman calls the main character "a flinty, easily annoyed bully," while the review of We Kill Monsters references "flinty bar-owner Vanessa." Is this an effort to create a "flinty" revival, wresting the word away from its traditional…

How embarrassing! In my response to the post above, I misspelled "aithoris."

Fuck all you repetitive fuckers, and the aithors you rode in on.