"…getting fucked right after you come sounds sexy in theory, but it’s not much fun in reality."
Is that just a guy thing? Because as a straight lady, it's pretty great.

Hmm?

Wait, really? You keep asking?

So, so useful.

Finally, someone with taste.

Christopher Reeve, Charles Grodin, Michael J. Fox, Randolph Mantooth on Emergency!

Robin Hood! You're not alone.

SPLOOSH.

That's my favorite episode.

God, yes.

I'd hit it.

*sploosh*

"I don't love anything as much as I did when I was a teenager."

I'm 37 and still have teenage brain.

He doesn't go down on her, he just sticks his head up her skirt.

*sniffs Wite-Out*

I'm just gonna collapse this entire thread and pretend I didn't see it.

OH MY GOD why have I not heard of this book til now?!

There was nothing ridiculous about her getting together with Bender. The good girl/bad boy combo is classic.

That's how I feel about Bob Dylan.