I'm heartened by the fact that Alison Krauss is on a Duck Dynasty record. It means she has low standards, and therefore I may have a shot.

Yup, these are my readers.

Sting was right.

I regret that I can only like this once.

I like the one on "In the Evening." The way it cranks up at the outset makes me happy.

I remember that.

Empire brand pencils were the best for this, as they seemed to be made from ground-up-and-then-reconstituted wood, making them way more flexible (so you could pull them back harder when you were striking), and much tougher for the other kid to break. I think it was Empire anyway.

I preordered Atari 2600 Pac-Man from the Emporium at Coddingtown in Santa Rosa, CA. It fucking cost $40.

Is this Andrea Rene?

GOD! DELIVER ME!

Don't sleep on FUK.

Maybe. For some. I'm not bitter.

Bitch, mother, child, lover, sinner, saint, [person who does] not feel ashamed, your hell, your dream, nothing in between. Also, tease, goddess on her knees and angel (undercover).

Very funny.

But does he have a sleek machine? And did he, in point of fact, drive it over the Jersey State Line? THAT'S the $64 Million question.

Exploitative. Debate over.

Well, now I feel like I should have gone to that show.

We're off to outer space
We're leaving mother Earth
To save the human race

Both of those bands played here in town this summer. So if there's a defined Shit Circuit these days, KC and Bloomington, IL are both stops on it. We just had A7X, too!

I've never heard their name pronounced. Is it like "That electric fence might HINDER the cattle from running into the road," or is it like the old MST3K term for ass, HINE-der? Either way, I count my blessings that I don't think I've ever heard any of their music.